November 2011
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That Sister Wives husband is so goddamn arrogant. I can’t handle it. It breaks my brain. Like, where does one get off behaving the way that he does?
Yo, I know that my generation is supposed to be the generation of narcissists, but I’m telling you, it’s the generation right before my generation that’s the problem. Like, Gen X/Gen Dubs, if that’s even a thing. They’re the problem.
I...
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Invade my privacy. Anon or not.
hello-ampersand:
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? 3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? 5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? 6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone...
What are you apologizing for, again? Was I supposed to be upset about that? How...
– When A Twentysomething Feels Old « Thought Catalog
October 2011
September 2011
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Men of America,
If you’re MARRIED, please do not text your ex-girlfriends (aka me) asking if I remember Labor Day three years ago. Yes. I do. We had a great time. We went to the lake and drank a lot of drinks and said we would love each other forever and blah blah blah. HOWEVER, you have bought diamonds and taken vows since then, so my number is one you might want to lose. NO WONDER I’M SINGLE!!!
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Okay so I Obviously had a Little Meltdown
the other day. Someone I thought was a friend said something really hurtful. (He has since apologized, and I’ve accepted it as somewhat of a miscommunication, while still telling him that if he did it again I’d end him forever.) I know that crying and wanting to go home may have been an overreaction, but honestly this is all new and different for me and having no friends doesn’t...
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I need a friend who likes to go to cool bars to...
insta-grammar:
Is there a matching website or search engine for friends like that in my area?
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I think I want to move back to Oklahoma
I never thought I’d say that ever. I hated New Orleans at first, like called my mom crying all the time hated it, but I never felt like it was time to give up and go home. This is different. I just want to pack up my apartment tonight, get in the car, and go to my parents’ house until I get a job and a place in either OKC, New Orleans, or Dallas. I’m not a quitter, but I just...
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I just want to go back to New Orleans yesterday.
Can someone facilitate that for me please?
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SOMEBODY HOLD ME.
summer-cohen:
Interviewer: Let’s talk The O.C. for a minute. What would Summer be up to now?
Rachel Bilson: That’s an excellent question! She’s hooking it on Sunset and Vine..(laughs) No, really, isn’t she in the Peace Corps or something? She married Seth. Yeah, she has a little curly headed kid running around listening to emo music.
- Entertainment Weekly, September 9th/16th issue
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I called the cops on the girls next door because...
In my defense, they throw loud parties EVERY NIGHT and made fun of me being in a sorority when they saw me running in a Zeta shirt. They’re basically just mean girls a la Regina George, and I’m 24 and don’t have to take that crap from anybody.
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August 2011
omg.
molls:
I found out today from some dudes that I work with that when a dude texts you, “What are you doing?” that he doesn’t actually want to know what you’re doing and that he’s trying to have sex with you.
I don’t know if you knew about this or not, but I had no idea. I thought that, when dudes texted me this question, that they really wanted to know what I was doing because they thought I was...
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New Orleans, unlike a lot of those places you go back to and that don’t have the...
– Bob Dylan, Chronicles: Volume One (via adriannebro)
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unitedstatesofmeryl:
I googled “Meryl Streep VMAs” and apparently she wasn’t there so I’m assuming the VMAs don’t matter.
Also, I’m wearing cutoff sweats from Zeta/Sigma Chi homecoming 2005 and one of my ex boyfriend’s old frat shirts. Just so you guys get that mental image.
6pm- Hear guy across the street discussing his dry humping session.
11pm-Take my dog out and hear the same guy refer to me as “that piece across the street.”
Brb dying alone.
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This Birthday Ended Up Being an Awesome One
Now I’m drinking and watching Billy the Exterminator.