My favorite emotions are uncomfortable and hilarious. I have special snowflake syndrome.

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Men of America,

If you’re MARRIED, please do not text your ex-girlfriends (aka me) asking if I remember Labor Day three years ago. Yes. I do. We had a great time. We went to the lake and drank a lot of drinks and said we would love each other forever and blah blah blah. HOWEVER, you have bought diamonds and taken vows since then, so my number is one you might want to lose. NO WONDER I’M SINGLE!!!